Comments: <themeMusic>Tales ......... Of The Bizarre</themeMusic>

Wow! I've had to outsprint stray dogs before (adrenaline is a wonderful thing), but mountain lions?

Posted by Scott at January 11, 2004 12:17 PM

Weird shit. Castor beans?!

And hey, I like your poetry. Care to submit something for the (delayed) Metastatic Whatnot #2? You can send it to the address listed with this message if you want.

Posted by Nicholas Liu at January 11, 2004 03:56 PM

I'll just say this (and it's conditional on the husband knowing that his wife was trying to kill him and then staying married) - sometimes Marines live up to the old stereotype of big dummies. God love us, some Marines - even in today's "smarter Corps" - have the IQ of a bag of rocks.

Granted, the percentage of dumb Marines is half that of the American populace as a whole.... but we make up for it by having those guys be twice as stupid.


Posted by Mike the Marine at January 12, 2004 03:36 PM