Comments: Da Rules

Perfectly hilarious! Didn't someone say all good humor has a basis in truth?

Posted by WitNit at August 29, 2005 08:34 PM

Bloggin from Taiwan? How is Typhoon Talim doing?

Hang on!

Posted by Billy Budd at August 29, 2005 08:53 PM

LOL!

Posted by Scott B at August 30, 2005 02:31 AM

Got my cocktail! Cheers!

Posted by Jay at August 30, 2005 06:22 AM

reminds me of the old one...

"Secure a building"

1. Marines: Storm the building shooting every moving target, and sweep the structure for residual targets.

2. Army: Form a perimeter around the building and allow no one to pass in or out without proper authorization.

3. Navy: Set appropriate alarms and lock the doors on your way out.

4. Air Force: Sign a five year lease with option to renew for five more.

Posted by Circa Bellum at August 30, 2005 06:53 AM

Two days ago I got pulled over by the Highway Patrol for driving in the HOV lane without a passanger. The officer walked up and I give him all my info and he asked me why I was driving in the HOV lane. I gave the usual lame excuses (i.e. "I just wasn't thinking").

Then he went back to his motorcycle and got his pad and and I can see in my mirror that he starts writing. He then walks back to me and asks me to step out of my truck. "Oh crap! What did I do now," went through my head.

I get out and he looks at me and says, "I'm bored. I need someone to talk to." I actually started laughing.

He then tells me that he's letting me off with a warning and informs me that a ticket would have been $360 (good lord that's a lot of money). So we start BS-ing and he asked me about school and what I was going to do after I got my degree. I told him I was thinking of going into the military.

He asked, "What branch?"

I said, "Probably Army."

He then gave me a dirty look and said, "Have some self respect man."

"What?," I asked.

"Well... at least it's not the Navy or the Air Force."

"Oh, your a Marine huh?"

"Yep."

Posted by Desert Tusk at September 1, 2005 10:30 AM

Matt, When are you going to start bloggin again? We miss ya!

Posted by Billy Budd at September 1, 2005 06:56 PM
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