Comments: Shattered....

Aw...don't let them discourage your fantasies. I was a librarian for three years and I'm the most sexually adventurous chick I know. And trust me, I've looked for others (thoroughly...). But I gotta say, it might not have happened if I hadn't been trying to outrun that shy librarian title -- kinda like the preacher's daughter thing. Keep the faith. What askmen doesn't know about women could really hurt somebody.

Posted by Joan on September 20, 2005 05:36 PM

.. thanks, Joan... that helps a little...

Posted by Eric on September 20, 2005 05:43 PM

I hate to stereotype here... but every big brain girl I've ever hung out with has been quiet up front, but has a wild side she reserves for only one. It just is. Perhaps this gentleman who wrote the article just didn't know what buttons to push...

Posted by Bou on September 20, 2005 06:13 PM

My bad, that's written by a woman. What in the hell did you expect? She sounds overly sensitive to me. Maybe she needs to get laid.

Posted by Bou on September 20, 2005 06:17 PM

Yeah, what Bou said.

I'm going back to my stack of Letters to rebuild the fantasies and fetishes that article tried to crush.

Posted by phin on September 20, 2005 08:30 PM

Just keep telling yourself it's all a pack of LIES...it can't be true... :)

I still hold onto my "mechanics" fantasy...I figure since they teeter on machinery and cars all day that well....we'll just stop there :)

Posted by Sandy on September 21, 2005 07:02 AM

What a load of tripe... I refuse to believe any of it!

Trash our fantasies? Bastards.

Posted by That 1 Guy on September 21, 2005 08:06 AM

You can destroy your fantasies all you want, but did you have to drag mine down with you?

Posted by Contagion on September 21, 2005 08:46 AM

.. don't shoot the messenger, people... I didn't write it, I just found it... we're all in the same boat here..

Posted by Eric on September 21, 2005 08:49 AM

Hey, but YOU shared it with the rest of us NOT looking for that information!

Plus I'm a re-enactor, I'm used to killing the messenger. :)

Posted by Contagion on September 21, 2005 08:56 AM

Eric, the author was trying to do women a favor by breaking stereotypes. As a former minister's daughter and former part time librarian I can tell you that she did not dig deep enough for the truth!!!

No need to worry, your fantasies are safe. Here's a link that might help you enjoy and feast on your new guests backyard guests simultaneously. After reading an article like that I think you do need to go out there and do some killing. Enjoy!

Posted by michele on September 21, 2005 11:22 AM

Eric, the author was trying to do women a favor by breaking stereotypes. As a former minister's daughter and former part time librarian I can tell you that she did not dig deep enough for the truth!!!

No need to worry, your fantasies are safe. Here's a link that might help you enjoy and feast on your new backyard guests. After reading an article like that I think you do need to go out there and do some killing. Enjoy!

http://www.freerecipe.org/Main_Dish/Meat/Wild_Game/index.html

Posted by michele on September 21, 2005 11:23 AM

eric
this may help ease the pain and explain the
real world of librarians!

this may give you some solace
http://www.scils.rutgers.edu/%7Ehblack/sexylibrarians.htm

Posted by dewey on September 21, 2005 12:53 PM

... damn... THIS is why I love you people so much.. those links were awesome... the rutgers one even links to a bar in NYC.. a bar staffed by sexy librarians.... too bad I didn't know about that place last week...

Posted by Eric on September 21, 2005 06:09 PM

Oh and the sexiest punk rock chick who ever wore ripped stockings, Exene Cervenka of the band X (who is also the ex-wife of Viggo Mortenson...I think that's how his name is spelled), is a librarian at the LA Count Public Library. And she is oh so HOT!

So you see, Eric -- librarians really are beasts under the glasses -- the same as all girls learn to kiss, on each other, at slumber parties after collapsing in a breathless pile of heaving flesh on the floor after a pillow fight in babydoll nighties.

Posted by Joan on September 21, 2005 07:29 PM

Joan - that was just CRUEL! :-P

Posted by Harvey on September 21, 2005 09:55 PM

.. no shit, Joan.. that was mean... however, I will sleep very well tonight.. thanks...

Posted by Eric on September 21, 2005 10:50 PM

Let me tell ya, I married one of them bookish librarian types. Good GOD my woman is a voracious lover! Quite and subdued in public? Yes. But think of the Charlie Rich song, "Behind Closed Doors".

I think you catch my drift...

Posted by Spud King on September 22, 2005 11:28 PM

Fantasies are still secure.. that article was a pile of rubbish. Stripping is just a "career choice????" Nothing more? A pierced muff knob is an "artistic choice??" Well, of course, only a lecher (ie. heterosexual male) would make anything more of that, right?

The woman who wrote this article, if it was indeed a woman and not a nebbish hoping to geta date through comments to the article, proves that the last person to ask if you to learn about women is a woman. Most of them are too tit deep in their own bullsh*t to have any idea what they want. The few who aren't are very rarely journalists, a profession which simply doesn't attract balanced people.

Posted by ghoti on September 27, 2005 07:04 AM