Comments: Diagnosis: Dumb

In retrospect, someday, you'll find that pretty funny ;)

Posted by eden at October 4, 2005 10:52 AM

After I first moved in, the brand spanking new dishwasher didn't work. The water flowed but it didn't splash and it didn't get the dishes wet. No good. I tried again and again. The little cup of soap would open and dry soap would drizzle down the door. On my next try, I'd fill the soap cup again and it would drizzle on down. Over and over. So when Mr. Maytag came out (after enough hassle that I felt it was only right I should gouge out at least one of his eyes), he had the nerve to lecture me about using too much soap. So after he unkinked the hose and fixed the dishwasher, I collected both his eyes with my little melon baller. And then I ran it through the dishwasher so I can use it for parties. Good for you for showing more restraint than me!

Posted by Violet at October 4, 2005 12:48 PM

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