Comments: Our national pasttime

The English general is preparing for the upcoming battle with the French. As he scans the enemy troops, He tells his aide, "Bring me my rad coat."

"But that will make you a target," says the aide.

"Yes, but if I am shot, the blood won't show and our troops will not be disheartened," says the general.

Meanwhile the French General is scanning the English troops. He tells his aide, "Bring me my brown trousers."

Posted by Frank Borger at November 11, 2005 12:09 PM