Comments: CMP Humor

That's what happens when you shoot a shitload.

Posted by Matt at February 13, 2006 08:26 AM

Air Force- Collector-Grade,Well-Maintained, Low TE(Remember; AF personnel are the most intelligent of all service-branches so maint.level is high, TE is low because we know how to change a barrel).

Navy- Distinguished by Gray overall color(They paint everything that doesn't move gray, and some things that do). Massive salt-water induced corrosion. Boarding pipes and condoms commonly found in Butt.

Army- Rack-Grade, High TE, bent-barrels abound( From prying wire holding C-Rat crates loose)Wood usually shows burn-marks( From falling asleep at Guardpost while smoking).

Marines- General condition- unsalvagable, barrels usually new with many slashlines appearant(From being used as a spear or sword) Bayonet lugs usually wornout(See above).Park always 100% wornout at receiver(Only part cleaned for inspection), Sights frozen in place from factory settings( Real Marines don't need sights to throw a spear)

Posted by Retmsgt. at February 20, 2006 06:18 AM
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