Comments: Welcome to California

1) You're sending me through the metal detector?
2) Now you're just being greedy. $106,000 is the annual income in SoCal to afford a median house.
3) There are people who ride buses? I thought they were just there to hold up advertising.


11) and he can't afford housing either. And likes the special coffee beans too.

14) water falling from the sky is an unnatural occurrence. Like snow, rain is supposed to be in the mountains.

Posted by Bill at April 12, 2006 02:13 PM

re #9: I have to park two huge-assed trucks in a Prius-infected area of Oakland where the richer Berkeley hippies were able to flee to. Pain in my Right-wing, gas-guzzling ass.

Posted by Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith at April 12, 2006 04:09 PM

USGS reports an earthquake out in the Pacific. Local news issues a "Tsunami Advisory". People flood out to Ocean Beach to watch for it.
You're doing a U turn on the 205, trying to stay above 55, dodging the median obstacles while reloading, and your agent calls.
Do Breatheairians have a position on fragrance free aroma therapy?

Posted by Ed at April 12, 2006 04:32 PM

LOL - love #18!

This makes NY sound not so bad!

Posted by Marie at April 12, 2006 05:39 PM

#21 - you know every cliche used by the reporters covering a high speed chase.

#22 - there are two speeds on the freeway, 75 and 4.

#23 - all freeways are the freeway

Posted by KG at April 12, 2006 07:20 PM

That's almost as hysterical as it is scary!

; )

Posted by Christina at April 13, 2006 11:17 AM