Comments: Limp....

Can't you see any tracks around the house to figure out what it was for sure?

Posted by Alaska Kim on April 18, 2006 11:40 AM

Hey, there's nothing wrong with a manicure, Rosie and her sisters have gots to be taken care of too.

Now if you start sitting down to tinkle, and posting about it, well then we'll start to worry.

Posted by phin on April 18, 2006 11:46 AM

Big Pussy

Posted by Catfish on April 18, 2006 11:55 AM

... I love you guys... I really do...

Posted by Eric on April 18, 2006 12:15 PM

Of course you do know that you just missed one hell of a chance to tell the story about "THE ONE THAT GOT AWAY"!

Don't worry about the manicure, it's when you get a pedicure that we gotta start wondering....

Posted by Junebugg on April 18, 2006 01:01 PM

I'll begin to worry if you start shopping for yourself at Victoria's Secret or start talking about using a bronzer...

Have fun with the kitties! :)

Posted by Richmond on April 18, 2006 01:27 PM

damn, and you let it get away? Some of my Choctaw cousins allow it tastes just like the chicken in a Chinese eatery

Posted by GUYK on April 18, 2006 02:18 PM

"Battle is the most magnificent competition in which a human being can indulge. It brings out all that is best; it removes all that is base. All men are afraid in battle. The coward is the one who lets his fear overcome his sense of duty. Duty is the essence of manhood."
-- George S. Patton

Way to go, Nancy Boy!

Posted by Jerry on April 18, 2006 02:20 PM

... heh... bite me, Jerry... that thing was fierce.... and I really didn’t want to miss and shoot a hole in my house…

Posted by Eric on April 18, 2006 02:26 PM

Oh, cry me a river. Try crawling into a farrowing stall with an angry 700 lb. sow who's trying to chew your leg off. Be a man!

And those favorite jeans of yours: They make your butt look big.

Posted by Jerry on April 18, 2006 02:43 PM

I won't worry until you start thinking about a brazilian.
And Phin, that would be sitzpinkler!

Posted by Raging Mom on April 18, 2006 02:43 PM

Eric,

I’ve written and lost this message 3 times. Dammit!

You know I’m just bustin’ your chops right? I’m pretty sure you could kick my ass or at least know some military self-defense move where you could put my eye out with a soda straw. I had a roommate in college who was in the military. He was about the size of T1G. But that never stopped me from running my mouth. I have probably seen Patton and Apocalypse Now more times than any non-military person.

I wouldn’t have crawled under the house either. And I don’t have a gun.

I have no opinion about your jeans or your butt. Except the jeans have reached their expiration date. Give them up.

The part about the 700 lb. sow is true though. I have been there and done that. A swift blow over the snout with a club evens out the weight difference.

Take care.

Posted by Jerry on April 18, 2006 03:18 PM

... no worries, Jerry... we're cool...

.. and for the record, I have a very, very tiny ass... regardless of which jeans I'm wearing...

.. and I admire your mettle with that 700lb sow... you da man...

Posted by Eric on April 18, 2006 03:24 PM

V-Man as admitted to sitpissing, and he's a Manly Man, so it must be OK.

Posted by Jim - PRS on April 18, 2006 10:22 PM

well look on the bright side, at least you don't have a pair of REALLY flash shoes...

Oh...

Um...

Yeah...

Ahh, i got it, at least you don't have TWO pairs of really flash shoes.

:-D

Posted by tommy on April 18, 2006 10:25 PM

As long as you don't start writing poetry about frogs, I think you'll be fine.

::looks up the page::

Oh.

Shit.

Posted by zonker on April 19, 2006 08:00 AM