Comments: Mailcall....

If you send the Catholics ten bucks, they will surely start sending you medals and prayer cards. I'm told the prayer cards can be especially valuable if you hold onto them long enough.

Posted by Libby on May 27, 2006 06:14 PM

Uh, permission to speak, sir. With all due respect, here in the United States we do spell the word "check." Just in case your travels have caused you to lose sense of your roots.

Also, we don't "queue," we "get in line." We don't "kiss cheeks," we shake hands. And we do carry sidearms when appropriate.

I hope you plan to take a cold shower and rejoin the world of the living before too long.

Posted by John Climacus on May 28, 2006 12:38 AM

you had better discouage that move to the army PDQ! The army don't pay enough and (GOD FORBID) you might have to go to work!

Posted by GUYK on May 28, 2006 10:44 AM

That red hair must've thrown the Catholics. They probably thought you were Irish. Mac vs Mc. Easy mistake.

I thought the Catholic Church was only pursuing illegal aliens these days. Those who speak Spanish. And can tan easily.

Don't be getting in that Communion line just yet. They may not want you as a member, but they'll gladly cash your check anyway. Hey, cathedral maintenance is expensive!

Posted by Jerry on May 28, 2006 12:30 PM

I've met the missus. I've spent time with her. I've ridden in a car with her.

The Army likes bravery, but not adrenaline junkies.

Can you imagine her having to take her job on the road and driving a humvee?

Posted by rsm on May 31, 2006 07:09 AM