Comments: Plague...

I am going to be wearing a thin layer of deet through September...

I swear, I can hear there little teeny tiny voices as I step outside, "Oh look! A buffet!!!" Bastards.

Posted by Richmond on May 28, 2006 04:53 PM

Jawja sand gnats don't fly as far north as Tennessee--- unless.... unless... GLOBAL WARMING caused it!!!!

OHMYGAWD, Eric! You'll be getting killer bees, flu-infected birds, illegal aliens and hordes of flaming chipmunks next. CALL AL GORE!!! NOW!!!

After all, that whacktoid claims to be from Tennessee...

Posted by Acidman on May 28, 2006 04:54 PM

.. definitely global warming... I've never seen critters like these before... I suspect they are Guatemalans... probably snuck in on a unwashed pile of cheap bananas or something... either way, they ran me into the house.... and that just pisses me off...

... and I am not touching that Al Gore remark...

Posted by Eric on May 28, 2006 05:00 PM

woohoo - you ripped off your shirt? Anyone get any pictures?

Posted by Lisa W. on May 28, 2006 05:04 PM

So that's where they went! Over the mountain to Eric's house. I was planting my garden and was attacked, you should see my legs and arms! I'm still itching.

I greased up with Skin So Soft and worked a couple more hours...no bugs....and no gin and tonic, either.

Posted by vicki on May 28, 2006 09:19 PM

Whatever...they're probably from out-of-town. I suspect Belize...or, they could be Tennessee Jackanoops. Those noopies are some Bad Bad Juju.

Word brother...

Posted by Yabu on May 28, 2006 11:49 PM

"descended upon me like [a] screaming horde of chipmunks on a coke-addled biker..."

I was wondering how long it would take for random quotations from The Story to start popping up.

This made me laugh so hard, I shit a blood-clot.

Posted by Elisson on May 29, 2006 06:00 AM

Our big ass yellow flies are starting to bite. That means that fish are getting ready to bite also. The only thing bad about a yellow fly, when he bites you, he leaves a very large bite with a mound on your skin to heal.

Posted by Catfish on May 29, 2006 07:12 AM

I think someone needs to do a podcast of the flaming chipmunk story for those of us loyal minions who couldn't make the gig. Clearly sounds like one that should be passed on from generation to generation...

Posted by Libby on May 29, 2006 08:47 AM

Nice to be quoted... I think. Definately one of those happenings that has taken a life of it's own, no recreation could do it justice. What is it with you and bugs? Those little black things you were infested with here in TX, I hadn't seen 'em before, and havn't seen 'em since.

Posted by knine on May 29, 2006 09:03 AM

... I'd love to, Libby... but scenes like that just can't be recreated... you just had to be there... I'm sure K-nine will agree...

Posted by Eric on May 29, 2006 09:14 AM

Yep ... ya had to be there.

Posted by Jim - PRS on May 30, 2006 09:53 PM