Comments: Is That a Muffin in your Bra or are You Just Happy to See Me?

Heh. You said "muffin."

Posted by Elisson at April 9, 2007 07:45 PM

Bou, I gotta tell ya. That "Hunchfront" line had me rollin'. Nice one!

Posted by Johnny - Oh at April 9, 2007 08:39 PM

I thought all wimmens had one boob bigger that the other. Almost all the ones I slept with did.

Posted by Denny at April 9, 2007 09:49 PM

Bahahaha I have this mental image of your kids thrashing in their sleep crying out "uurggh not... not the LEFT! Dear god NOT THE LEFT!"

Posted by Graumagus at April 10, 2007 02:59 AM

Elisson- I'm waiting for someone to jump on and say, "You've never heard of a muffin?!" I'm not exactly the fashionista. My fave is chocolate chip, but I'll settle for blueberry.

Johnny Oh- Well I'm glad you laughed as I did amuse myself yesterday when I wrote this in my head! I kept picturing my Dad doing his best imitation of Quasimodo when I was a kid.

Denny- Ack! Heh. Well, I just never thought anything of it. I assumed everyone was symmetrical except for me after child bearing. and I never thought anything of it until... Friday. Bah!

Grau- You know, really, if the baby experts would just come talk to me, I think I could unlock some of the great secrets of the baby universe! I have so many theories... ;-)

Posted by Bou at April 10, 2007 06:07 AM

ROTFLMAO! It reminds me of our conversations about losing weight will cause you to lose it in the breasts. NOT!!! ;-) Ok, only Not for me. I'll be glad to give you some of mine!!!!

Posted by vw bug at April 10, 2007 07:00 AM


Posted by wRitErsbLock at April 10, 2007 07:27 AM

What? She didn't give you the muffin to keep???

Posted by oddybobo at April 10, 2007 08:44 AM

If you need to find a muffin of your own does that mean you are renting a muffin? Which means someone may have rented that muffin before you and therefore you have a used muffin in your bra??


Posted by TxAFbrat at April 10, 2007 09:17 AM

I gots to go blog about muffins now. Thanks for dredging up some long-buried memories!

Posted by El Capitan at April 10, 2007 10:48 AM

your comments on tissue in bras brought back a teen high school memory of mine, where there was a girl who was...let's see,hmmmm ...less endowed than others, and according to the boys' grapevine, she used a lot of tissue to make up the shortage, so to speak. everytime her name came up in conversation someone would yell "please don't squeeze the charmin..." and we'd all burst out laughing. sexist, yeah, but it seemed hilarious back then...

Posted by tim at April 10, 2007 12:06 PM

I have heard them refered to as "cutlets" as well. And really, what Oddy said - she didn't let you keep it? Jeez!

Posted by Richmond at April 10, 2007 12:26 PM

Too funny! Now if only I can stop myself from giggling when I see you at the wedding and think of your hilarious muffin story! See you soon!

Posted by Tally 5-0 at April 10, 2007 05:15 PM


Posted by Toluca Nole at April 10, 2007 05:41 PM

Tally 5-0 I thought the same thing. I'll be getting ready with Bou so I KNOW there will be much laughing...

Do you know the muffin man, I mean WO-man.

Posted by Morrigan at April 10, 2007 08:58 PM

Hmm... and all this time I thought a muffin was something else.

...and regarding the big left one, I cry when I see one of those coming at me, too. However, mine are usually tears of joy.

Posted by Dash at April 11, 2007 05:13 PM

I just can't help but ask... can we get a picture of your muffin?

Posted by Contagion at April 11, 2007 05:37 PM

OK, now that is funny. The mental image I had from the Baby's view as the terrifying "Left side" came for them was too funny.

Also the baby nightmares! I never thought about it, but I guess I know now why our youngest prefers to snuggle with me instead of mom when shes going to sleep.

Posted by Houston at April 12, 2007 06:13 PM

I have a bridesmaid story about a strapless, backless bra that you could see through the dress and duct tape. Maybe someday I'll share it. But for now I'll just remember and chuckle at your "muffin".

Posted by Jody at April 13, 2007 09:11 AM