Comments: A New Twist to 'Monkeying Around'

Hmmm. Sounds like "Blow-Rang-Utang" might have been a close relative of the "Spanky the Monkey" doll I gifted Velociman with at Helen last year.

They say youth is wasted on the young...and I will add: Flexibility is wasted on the Orang-Utang. Heh.

Posted by Elisson at July 16, 2007 09:27 PM

Elisson- He just bent down... and Good Grief. It was like he did it all the time. Which... he probably does. But this guy was not an orangutan. He really was just a monkey... a biggish one. In every sense. Heh.

Posted by Bou at July 16, 2007 09:34 PM

I tell you, that's just not something you expect to see, is it? Makes great dinner/breakfast conversation, though. Remind me to tell you about the mousicles...

Posted by holder at July 16, 2007 11:07 PM

holy crap. That's funny.

Posted by caltechgirl at July 17, 2007 01:00 AM

Your blog is better then any book. Thanks for the laugh, it was well needed.

Posted by Alek at July 17, 2007 01:14 AM

Remind me to tell you of my zoo visits sometime.

Posted by vw bug at July 17, 2007 05:52 AM

That reminds me of a limerick:

There once was a man from Nantucket....

Well, you can guess the rest. */;-)

Posted by Angus of Loch Ness at July 17, 2007 07:50 AM

Nothing like seeing a monkey whack-off to end the day right - giving himself a blowjob was just the icing on the cake!

Ha! Thanks, I was laughing hysterically at this one!

Posted by oddybobo at July 17, 2007 07:56 AM

ROFL.... NOT what I expected, but oh so much better... ;)

Posted by pam at July 17, 2007 08:01 AM

You and your boys have the most amazing adventures! What a hoot!

Posted by Lori at July 17, 2007 08:22 AM

The mother in me is just upset and shocked...I'm very up front and open with my kids but there are just some things I'd prefer not to discuss.

The child in me is giggling and snorting.

Posted by Mrs. Who at July 17, 2007 10:42 AM

Spank that monkey!

Posted by Peggy U at July 17, 2007 01:05 PM

"... a masturbating monkey who tried to give himself a blow job."


Posted by Jim - PRS at July 17, 2007 08:29 PM

Angus - Beat me to it! I know that limerick as well.

Posted by Denny at July 17, 2007 10:19 PM


And why do monkeys do such things?

Because they can.....because they can.

Posted by Jerry at July 18, 2007 12:01 AM

I wonder if we could fight those things?

Posted by Michael Vick at July 18, 2007 01:42 AM

At least blowing himself he doesn't have to worry about what he's going to catch from some nappy headed ho'.

Posted by Ron Mexico at July 18, 2007 07:56 AM

So maybe that ape is where a certain rock star got the idea?

Posted by Jeremy at July 18, 2007 08:27 AM

Yeah but if I know monkeys, he won't kiss himself afterwards....

Posted by BlogDog at July 18, 2007 11:12 AM

Brings new perspective "monkeying around"

Posted by Gabby at July 18, 2007 04:08 PM

Ya know why human males can't do that?

We'd still be living in caves...

Posted by El Capitan at July 19, 2007 03:21 PM