Comments: Nature Freaks Bane Navy From Protecting America

Of course, if the nature freaks were correct - we would've run out of marine mammals YEARS ago. ARG!!!

Posted by Teresa at August 7, 2007 02:54 PM

Think the russian subs aren't sitting off the coast, just like we're still sitting off theirs? The 'cold' war will never be over because we can't trust each other. And that's just russia!

Thank you, nature freaks, for opening us up to attack. Hope they get you first. Ugh.

Posted by pam at August 7, 2007 03:47 PM

Thankfully, though, they didn't halt the Large Ocean Mammal Suicide Bomb Corps program, whose training and proofs-of-concept the beached mammals actually represent.

Wire up whales with explosives and have them beach themselves in enemy population centers, naval bases, or shipping lanes and then explode. I mean, the environmentalists couldn't sue to stop that program because it sounds crazy.

So crazy it could just work.

Posted by Brian J. at August 7, 2007 06:39 PM