Comments: Bark Like a Chicken

I always try real hard to bleed easily for the nice nurse, so she doesn't have to go get Gerald. He's a 300 lb. defensive lineman looking dude that has a reputation of being able to get blood out of a friggin' turnip, which looks like a beet when Gerald is done with it.

Smoking: Try acupuncture. You''ll forget that smokes exist. And you won't bark like a chicken.

Posted by Winston on May 10, 2008 06:26 AM

yeah...that ain't very cool...unless you ARE a chicken, then...it can be pretty effective.

Posted by Jay- the friendly neighborhood piper on May 10, 2008 09:23 AM

Reverend Jeremiah Wright Jr on hypnosis-

Your chickens will come home to roost barkin' like a bunch of GAWD-DAMN Dalmations!!!

Posted by JihadGene on May 10, 2008 01:11 PM

Huh... I seen it all now. A real life Zombie postin' on Eric's blodge... ;)

Posted by RedNeck on May 12, 2008 04:25 PM

Who cut one in here?

Posted by Cappy on May 12, 2008 06:23 PM