Comments: Closet.....

I'll take any extra .357...and the Lava Lamp.

Posted by Sam on January 29, 2009 07:31 PM

Surely you know that closets are like the TARDIS on Dr. Who. They live in a different dimension. The most amazing thing about them is not the amount of stuff you get out when "cleaning"...

No indeed. The truly amazing thing is, once you've culled the unwanted items and disposed of them, then returned the things you want to keep to their respective places... the closet is just as full as it was before you started.

It's a phenomenon I have often noted and have absolutely no way to explain.

Posted by Teresa on January 29, 2009 07:57 PM

I've still got the ballistic vest they issued me in the NPS back in the 90s because I don't have a ghillie suit. Better hang on to that one. Never know when it'll come in handy.....

Posted by Andy on January 29, 2009 10:26 PM


In my opinion, Closets can help us a lot. People Especially womens like to have a closet. And we can organize the things well with these closets. Thanks for sharing.

- Rachel.

Posted by Closet on January 29, 2009 11:57 PM

Dibs on the ghillie suit! I think I'd look goddamned fetching in that unit.

Posted by Jim - PRS on January 30, 2009 04:42 AM

How's bout handing out lava lamps and vintage Playboys?

Posted by Cappy on January 30, 2009 04:12 PM

What, with the pages all stuck together? No thanks.

It's amazing. Take alla that crap out of the closet. Then try to put it all back in. You won't be able to.

Posted by Elisson on January 30, 2009 04:54 PM

I found that when my closet was full the best thing was to build a 16' X 32' tool and storage building complete with full length 5' deep porch for sitting's closet is full and my blogspace is crammed full... and there is no room to sit on the porch.
I'm convinced someone is feeding this junk fertility pills and is multiplying like jackrabbits.
I could take a few of the MRE's off your hands however. I'll store them in the back seat of the Dodge Ram.

Posted by kdzu on January 30, 2009 04:56 PM

Hmmm, I've got a week's holiday in October - and it's been a while since I wore camouflage - or fired a gun for that matter....

Posted by Mark on January 30, 2009 05:06 PM

.... I mean, honestly, why do I even OWN a three-piece, sniper's ghillie suit?....

Because you might need it??? Sheesh - I hate to be obvious... ;) And only *you* could be dapper in a tux and a ghillie suit in the same evening...

Posted by Richmond on January 31, 2009 12:08 AM

I'm thinking Jimbo won't blend whilst walking in NJ in a ghillie suit.

If he has dibs on it, I call dibs on at least trying it on. I want to be able to say, 'I tried on a ghillie suit'! I bet none of the other Moms at our school can say that!

Posted by Bou on January 31, 2009 12:08 AM

Yo, Bou,

I have a splendid idea.

You wear the ghillie suit and I'll wear the pith helmet while carrying a lava lamp, and we'll show up at the Sleep Inn registration desk together and ask for the honeymoon suite.

We'll tell them we returned from Hawaii early just to see the annual "draher faher."

Posted by Jim - PRS on January 31, 2009 03:03 AM


Posted by Bou on January 31, 2009 10:49 PM