Comments: That's a big sixer!

Step One for your minion's problem, file a police report. Not that the police will do anything but to cover his ass for step two.

Step Two: Load shotgun with buckshot.

Step Three. Smile sweetly if he has to pull the trigger.

Posted by Peter at April 3, 2009 06:07 PM

It's probably one of those phone scam things, you call the number and they do stuff to steal your phone number or use your phone line for wierd stuff

Posted by Quality Weenie at April 4, 2009 10:12 AM

Text back: I have unique skills acquired over a lifetime...I will find you and I will kill you.

(H/T to "Taken")

Posted by Mrs. Who at April 4, 2009 10:07 PM

I have to agree with Mrs. Who.

And it works on 12-15 year old boys.

Had to explain where this came from to a parent who was a little freaked that her son came to her skeerd that a dad was coming to kill him.

He hE

Posted by Bruce at April 5, 2009 10:30 AM