Comments: WARNING: Doesn't Play Well With Others

There is no such thing as Vitamin K unless you are a horse, freak. And any daily allowance that calls for "micrograms" might as well be ignored anyway.

Give that danged boy some chicken strips and be done with it. Reeses Puffs are also a great source of taste and flavor for breakfast. They almost exceed the daily allowance for MMMMMMMM.

(By the way, do not let the boy play with dolls.)

Posted by paul mitchell at June 3, 2010 01:58 PM

Your son is a just a doll and most welcome in my house at any time. Believe me, not many children are.

; )

Keep doing what you are doing. The proof is in the pudding.

Posted by Christina at June 3, 2010 02:15 PM

You are a kick-ass mama, and I am in a bad mood, so you just give me the names and addresses of these "friends," and I will ever-wonderfully "ruin" them with a matching pair of broken knees. Assholes. Who the hell asked them, anyway?

Posted by Erica at June 3, 2010 02:32 PM

The boy is *perfect* - whoever made allegations against your mad mothering skillz is obviously deaf, dumb and blind.

What is wrong with people??

Posted by Pam at June 3, 2010 03:51 PM

I'm guessing you should stop talking to people who insist on offering parenting "advice" about your son. It's probably better to just let that type of conversation with them fade away. The only answers to questions about him would be - "he's fine and happy". We wouldn't want to overtax their brain cells and burn them out. LOL.

Them: Is your son still sleeping in your bed?
You: He's fine and happy.
Them: But we worry about his sleeping habits and want to be sure you are taking care of him.
You: He's fine and happy.
Them: But... well then, is he getting all the veggies he needs?
You: He's fine and happy
Them: Do you mean you fed him brownies for breakfast?
You: He's fine and happy.
Them: ...
You: Hot today isn't it.

This could become very amusing if you stop to think about it. Blog fodder galore.

Posted by Teresa at June 3, 2010 05:11 PM

Honey - you are a wonderful Mother... The boy will be just fine. Always has been... always will be... You Rock. :)

Posted by Richmond at June 3, 2010 10:08 PM

Good grief, I want you to adopt ME!

Posted by Joan of Argghh! at June 4, 2010 06:30 AM

Betcha the lot of us would kill to have a happy, loving child like the one you're supposedly "ruining". Besides your parenting philosophies closely parallel mine. All I can say is, I got a nephew around your boy's age (slightly older) that can use a mom like you (his isn't worth a shit).

And there is no faster way to poison a friendship than to call out another's parenting abilities. So long as you're not physically or mentally abusing your son, or denying him a loving home and environment, who's business is it?

Posted by diamond dave at June 4, 2010 10:12 PM

I hope you're not teaching him to be short. That'd just be wrong.

Posted by zonker at June 5, 2010 10:58 AM

You are to a good mother and don't let no body tell you different. Seriously.

Posted by patti at June 9, 2010 07:31 PM

I'm coming to your house and having ice cream for dinner and brownies for breakfast! Dang!

I'll never understand people... You're a great Mom.

Posted by Bou at June 12, 2010 09:48 PM