Comments: Lesson: Don't Attack a Kid Named "Talon," Even If You Are a Carnivore

"It is considered a great accomplishment to go down Niagara Falls in a wooden barrel. Talon Thomas can go *up* Niagara Falls in a cardboard box."

Posted by arb at June 10, 2010 08:42 AM

"Meanwhile, In Aberdeen, North Carolina...

Posted by Robert at June 10, 2010 08:52 AM

I blame FoxNews.

Posted by Silrette at June 10, 2010 09:04 AM

"Talon Thomas" is just an alias of Jack Bauer's!

Posted by Earl T at June 10, 2010 09:30 AM

Offspring of Chuck Norris?

Posted by David at June 10, 2010 10:23 AM

Honey, we grow real men down South.

Posted by MissTammy at June 10, 2010 12:38 PM

Obama needs to enroll in the Talon Thomas ass kicking school. A little child--or a Portuguese Water Dog shall lead him.

Posted by Mike Myers at June 10, 2010 12:44 PM

I am afraid old Talon has rabies. Foxes don't attack. We have several in our area and they stay well away from humans.

Posted by David at June 10, 2010 01:37 PM

Talon Thomas doesn't have time to bleed

Talon Thomas once bit a snake, before it could bite him

Talon Thomas apparently thinks Foxes are pack animals....but he is only 11

Talon Thomas...when you absolutely postively need to have a specimen to give to the hospital to test for rabies

Posted by SHAWN OH at June 10, 2010 02:18 PM

Talon is so tough he uses the whole earth as a weapon.

Posted by joe at June 10, 2010 02:40 PM

Talon Thomas once round-house kicked a fox so hard it's great grandchildren were born with concussions.

Posted by Dubya Bee at June 10, 2010 06:59 PM

Oh, I'm sure the fox was rabid, they're shy creatures as a rule.

Posted by MissTammy at June 11, 2010 11:54 AM

Sure the fox had rabies. That's why Talon had to smash its head on the ground, to "get it's mind right".

The rabies tried to infiltrate Talon through the bite wound, but Talon's white cells roundhouse kicked them into primordial goo.

Posted by Gus Bailey at June 11, 2010 12:10 PM