Comments: Fun With Vocabulary! Really!

Seriously? Anyone who misses -one- of these should not have graduated from grade school.

(Then again, I am a voracious reader, and made the third grade school library teacher uneasy when I kept going to the 8th grade books when she thought I should be reading Golden books)

I got an email from my youngest daughter's high school English teacher once, complete with typos and misspellings, not to mention grammar errors. She never replied to my suggestion that she learn to use spell check and possibly study some of the material she was supposed to be teaching.

Posted by Chuck Kuecker at September 5, 2011 09:27 AM

I haven't been able to do this since Feb with-out throwing-up.

(13) The opponent of your favored presidential candidate delivers a passionate campaign speech wherein he accuses your candidate of MASTICATING at least three times a day. Should you be concerned about this?

Posted by PurpleDragon at September 5, 2011 10:53 AM

I'm not so sure about #5, Paulbots scare the bejeebers out of me. Say one thing that isn't complete adoration of the man and they descend on you like a plague of locusts.

As for rictus, I always thought it was a grimace, as of a person in pain.

Personally I osculate my wife at least once a day.

Posted by NevadaSteve at September 5, 2011 04:45 PM

You know, I've lived an immortal life. Come to think of it, everyone I know has.

So far...


Posted by Jay Tea at September 5, 2011 06:53 PM

Avoid any politician who prevaricates.

Posted by Neo at September 5, 2011 10:52 PM