Comments: Triumphs Of Smart Diplomacy: #28,764

Small bomb in embassy basement attached to 500 gallon propane tank; last employee out opens tank valve, sets timer, and closes basement door. Invaders come storming into embassy. Bomb goes off when basement door is opened.
"Oh sorry, one of your "protestors" must have done something to cause the explosion."

Posted by emdfl at September 10, 2011 09:12 AM

At this point, the only thing he has not destroyed is the resolve of about 50% of the American population to replace him!!

Posted by mixitup at September 10, 2011 10:35 AM

I was going to point out the utility of a few squirts from a flame thrower when used as crowd control, but I like emdfl's idea better.

Posted by Roy at September 10, 2011 06:05 PM

This is what comes from the election of a weak person to president. Every animal in the world can sense it and begins to act in a manner that would not be acceptable with a real leader as president. We saw this with Carter and we saw it before WWII with the British leadership. In order to clean up the mess that we are left with after this jerk, we will have to go through a third world war.

Posted by david7134 at September 11, 2011 11:27 AM