Comments: Barack Obama: The Shocking Truth Finally Revealed!

Well, it's at least as accurate as that new book, 'Rogue'...

And how come no one has said ANYTHING about the rumors purporting that there are child sacrifices the President demands be performed in the White House basement every Sunday in a hideous dark ritual?

Orion

Posted by Orion at September 15, 2011 11:27 PM

Nothing this administration does will suprise me.

Posted by Purple Raider at September 16, 2011 01:30 AM

Mike,

I reported your ass to AttackWatch. You're welcome. If you see an odd glow outside your front door tonight, ummm, run!

Posted by Col Bat Guano at September 16, 2011 06:13 PM
[U]sing unfathomable alien pant creasing technology.

...So that's where they got ScotchGuard from!

Posted by Casey at September 16, 2011 06:56 PM

I'm sorry, but this is not news. Those of us who viewed a video compilation of photos with Obama "smiling" realized a long time ago that no human could produce the identical "smile" time after time after time after time. You can find the video at YouTube by searching "Barack Obama's amazingly consistent smile."

That he comes from Alpha Centuri, however, is more specific information than we've ever had before, so thank you for performing that public service!

Posted by Bookworm at September 18, 2011 08:06 PM