Comments: It's Punday!

Feckless Fred finally finished his 7 and 70 and thereupon become the center piece at a funeral. He was under-dressed for the occasion.

Get it? "Under-dressed."

Posted by Punditto at September 25, 2011 12:23 PM

Remember: PUN spelled backwards is NUP. And a nup is a nup. ;o)

Posted by HI!Jack! at September 25, 2011 08:39 PM

Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a dog....

A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but Syran Wrap underwear. The psychiatrist takes one look at him and says, "Well, I can clearly see your nuts"

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel jammed down the front of his pants. The bartender says, "Say buddy, that looks uncomfortable", to which the pirate replies, "YARRR! It's drivin' me nuts!"

Posted by Walt at September 27, 2011 12:10 AM

If Santa had a bothersome assistant would he then have an insubordinate claus?

Posted by Alan Kellogg at September 27, 2011 12:21 PM