Comments: Sexual Frustration...

I don't think they have a problem until the chimp gets a computer and Cheetos.....

Posted by Marcus on August 31, 2004 10:41 AM

Smoking and drinking? nahhhhhh. right.

Posted by Sadie on August 31, 2004 01:27 PM

I don't drink or smoke anymore. I tend to have sex with monkeys when I do.

The sex isn't bad but that kiss in the morning is a mutha.

Posted by Acidman on August 31, 2004 08:14 PM

.. you lying cracker.. her breath ain't HALF that bad... besides, everyone knows that wild monkey sex is the BEST in the world.... although, that may have just been an euphemism...

Posted by Eric on August 31, 2004 08:45 PM

..oh, and Marcus, if the Chimps get the Cheetos, all is lost.. a world where monkeys control our snacks is a world I dare not live in... a man must have his standards, after all....

Posted by Eric on August 31, 2004 08:46 PM