Comments: Alan Keyes is such an idiot

Selfish, hedonistic old people? I certainly hope to be one someday.

Posted by frinklin at September 1, 2004 10:29 PM

Keyes has really gone 'round the bend. More accurately, he's driven all the way around the mountain is coming 'round for a second pass at the bend.

Posted by Richard at September 2, 2004 12:43 AM

People with 50-year-old attitudes towards homosexuals drive me mad. As if people are going to become extinct because homosexuals marry. The world's already overpopulated - what the hell are these old-fashioned idiots worried about?

Posted by Dawn at September 2, 2004 11:28 AM

Is it possible that Alan Keyes will be the first major-party candidate in a prominent race to go zero votes? Is he actively trying to alienate everyone now? I don't understand him.

Posted by Mediocre Fred at September 2, 2004 01:50 PM

I would totally not vote for him if I lived in Illinois. Can a person get negative votes?

Posted by ensie at September 3, 2004 09:30 PM

Hmmm... I guess selfish hedonists would also have to include those with VOLUNTARY infertility (temporary or permanent birth control - pills, condoms, vasectomies, tubal ligations...) and hey! Come to think of it, our birth rate isn't up to par with, say, India! That's it, I'm moving to Illinois to campaign for Keyes. Population boom or bust! (I bet the Vatican likes him too, no?)

Posted by Katie at September 6, 2004 09:45 AM

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