Comments: *If It Weren't for McDonald's I'd Be Dead

Eeesh.. where do you live?

Order it online like any reasonable subversive :)

Posted by LarryConley at May 9, 2005 06:01 PM

Jen's back! WOO HOO!

And you could put joke of them by having twins. "First born? That's okay 'cuz I made TWO of 'em! Nyah nyah!"

Posted by Tuning Spork at May 9, 2005 07:42 PM

"You could put joke of them"? Yeesh. PIMF.

Posted by Tuning Spork at May 9, 2005 07:43 PM

I think in most states, if you have no children; 'first Beamer' is substituted for 'first born'.

Posted by shank at May 10, 2005 09:20 AM

Back in the 80's it was rumored that McDonald's shakes contained no dairy and, ergo, were not allowed to use the term 'milkshakes' because of it. Not sure how true that is, but they certainly do contain some sort of emulsifier.

Posted by Todd at May 10, 2005 01:34 PM

That law is idiotic. We have it in West Virginia now as well, and the junkies will just find a way around it and keep blowing stuff up, staying awake for 43 hours straight all "Wheeeeeee!" and stealing balances from already underequipped microbiology labs. Not necessarily in that order.

But anyway, what Larry (minus his brother Darryl and his other brother Darryl) up there said, go through drugstore dot com. They're lovely, like flowers and kittens and fuzzy peaches.

Posted by Kim at May 11, 2005 01:30 AM