Comments: God save the Queen

Everybody was kung foo fighting because weapons were banned as fast as lightning. It is a little bit frightening knowing hammers are good for close in fighting.===evil laugh=== Now only the government has guns and knives. I feel so much safer....Not!

Posted by Alnot at May 27, 2005 12:28 PM

Nope, not getting my good knives away from me!

Posted by vw bug at May 27, 2005 01:16 PM

Squeegees are next:

Posted by Harvey at May 28, 2005 02:02 PM

I don't think it's a move to ban them in any way, but, really, "Warning! Knives Cut!" is just plain stupid. People get paid for this? Ludicrous..

Still, saying that, I once did get rid of a kitchen knife when I lived with my ex. He was not a very nice person...and the sight of it was often tempting :-)

Posted by Sally at May 29, 2005 11:06 AM

They'll have to ban car aerials. (You can make zip guns from them.) And CDs. (Break 'em in half and stab people with the points of the half-moon pieces.) Wood. (Pointy sticks.) Toilet paper. (Soak a wad in water, hold over your victim's mouth until he drowns.) Baguettes. (You ever hefted a day-old baguette?)

Posted by Bob Hawkins at June 3, 2005 02:57 PM