Comments: Pregnant and Sexy?

I have no words! *walks away shaking head* ;)

Posted by Oddybobo at August 17, 2005 04:11 PM

Contagion, this is TheWifeOfGrau speaking. Pregnamones is it? I'll have to remember that one. Woman's side of story getting as big as a house, puking all the time, kid kicking bag of chips off of stomach and one hell of a pregnamonal roller coaster ride doesn't make you feel too sexy either. Then you have a man who doesn't want to touch you? OOH, not good. Now I know what was up with grau when I was pg!

*Warning to females who don't want children that are around a pregnant female - do not rub their belly or drink the same water they are.* Rash of pregnancy break-out at my work because of this:)

Posted by Graumagus at August 17, 2005 04:33 PM

Guess I was lucky. I was horny the whole time I was pregnant and my husband let me 'take him'. Even the last couple of days before birth. Yes I felt fat and not so attractive.. .but "man oh man" was I horny. ;-) The exception was my second son.. .and this was due to premature labor. He got a break. GRIN.

Posted by VW Bug at August 17, 2005 04:55 PM

VW - I never said I wasn't horny. Grau was just put off by all the pregnamones. Your man just must not have been bothered by them. Lucky girl:)

TWOG

Posted by Graumagus at August 17, 2005 05:46 PM

LMAO!

I have no comment since I've never been pregnant....but it's funny as hell.

Posted by Sissy at August 17, 2005 06:04 PM

at least your wife has a well stocked night stand...since you were not up to "it"....


*running*

Posted by ArmyWifeToddlerMom at August 17, 2005 08:43 PM

I think it's a combination of the two things you suggest -- the scent is also put out by the female to indicate to the male that there is no need to attempt procreation here, you're too late!

Posted by Ogre at August 18, 2005 02:38 PM

LOL! I'm trying to figure out what lingerie especially for pregnant women would look like. Maybe heavily padded bras in case of leakage, and strategic "cut out" sections in the belly area.

I'd like to start a line of lingerie for women who have just had babies: Square-shaped bras for when the milk comes in and you look as if you have a boob-job gone wrong, and panties with an extra underneath pouch that you can put a bag of frozen peas in.

Posted by Sally at August 18, 2005 02:40 PM

Wife o' Grau... henceforth known as the "Frizzen Spouse"... It's the pregnamones that cause another woman to get pregnant from rubbing a belly or drinking from the same cup.

VW, Not all men have the common sense to follow their primal instincts. :)

AWTM, It wasn't that I wasn't up for it, just not with her while she was pregnant! ;)

Sally, Eww.

Posted by Contagion at August 18, 2005 03:16 PM

Contagion exactly why I said that. If you don't want any rugrats don't do it. "FrizzenSpouse". Maybe this is what I shall call myself on my blog.

Posted by Graumagus at August 18, 2005 06:38 PM

In some cases, the woman has no desire to be thought of as sexy - morning-noon-and-night sickness for 4 months can really ruin the mood.

If she's really, really lucky, she'll also be married to the rare man whose libido promptly kicks into overdrive the minute he realizes she's carrying his child.

Posted by Jenna at August 19, 2005 12:17 PM

I find pregnant women just as sexy as any other. I only have one limitation, no oral sex when pregnant. Something in the chemistry down there changes, and well...it isn't umm...pleasant.

Posted by littlejoe at August 19, 2005 04:54 PM

I don't know why men would find pregnant women sexy. I never found myself to be sexy. (Although I don't really consider myself that way now, for that matter.) However, I was very much at peace with myself and I found people were drawn to me while I was pregnant. Men and women. And I have found myself drawn to pregnant women... they have created life and it's just such a happy time.

But sexy? Nope. I didn't hide myself from my husband when I was pregnant, I'd still be openly naked, hey, I was with child not malformed, but I never felt sexy.

Posted by Bou at August 22, 2005 11:31 AM