Comments: Do not call the police.

I am laughing so hard I'm crying.

You are an ASSHOLE. I talk every nice thing I ever thought about you, said about you or thought about saying about you back. All of it. Every last bit.

Ktreva? Honey - you and Clone come on down for dinner. Leave the Glass Hater home!!!!!

Posted by Tammi at December 19, 2005 06:24 PM

HEY! you better watch it, I'm a man on the edge! I have a hammer and I know how to use it. If I don't start seeing pictures by Wednesday one pane is going to need replacing... if you know what I mean!

Posted by Contagion at December 19, 2005 06:32 PM

ROFLMAO! OH shit. You needed a drink alert on this one!

Posted by Bou at December 19, 2005 10:17 PM

Damn Lou that's just mean.
'sho am glad that isn't my sail boat.

Posted by phin at December 19, 2005 11:34 PM

BWhahahahah!

Posted by Graumagus at December 20, 2005 03:58 AM

ROFL! YOU are a sick, twisted, devious man and I LIKE IT! I can't wait to see this caper be pulled off...and the #9 is by far the most genius!

Are you related to Wyl E. Coyote, Master Genius?

Posted by Lee Ann at December 20, 2005 07:00 AM

ROTFLMAO! I must remember when I meet you not to EVER forget and leave something behind.

Posted by vw bug at December 20, 2005 07:12 AM

just when I think the "classes" are working...you turn around and pull this bull shit...

very clever...

Posted by armywifetoddlermom at December 20, 2005 09:02 AM

Herk, a few days of sensitivity and you burst out like a raging lunatic? Bravo. But, beware, cause payback is one hell of a bitch!

Posted by Oddybobo at December 20, 2005 09:12 AM

HEY HEY HEY!!! You should all know I have issues by now!

It's not my fault this happened. She left this item in my truck, under the seat. What was I supposed to do? That would be like leaving a vial crack where a junkie could find it. You're insane if you think they aren't going to smoke it. Well same prinicple applies here. Set me up with a situation to be cruel and vindictive, and I have to take advantage of it! It's a flaw in my nature!

Posted by Contagion at December 20, 2005 09:39 AM

OMG, i think i wet myself reading this Contagion. You are perfectly evil. At least its not a Teddy Bear.

Oh btw.. candles are perfectly healthy, lmao.

Posted by talulazephyr at December 20, 2005 11:17 AM

I personally would have gone for some naked pictures or almost naked pictures of college co-ed's.

But whatever floats your boat!

Posted by Machelle at December 20, 2005 07:31 PM

Contagion - consider settling for just #9. After all, if she admits she has a problem, we can start getting her the help she needs :-)

Posted by Harvey at December 22, 2005 06:46 AM