Comments: Man Card, Revoked.

Yeah I pretty much turned in my man card when I got married too.

But you've gotta draw the line somewhere.

If you check my bathroom I have product for my hair, special lotions for when I shave, colognes, etc. My closet is filled with trendy clothes and I’ve even gone to beauty parlors to have my hair cut. I’ve even ordered an alcoholc beverage just to be trendy.

SAY IT AIN'T SO. PLEASE Sweat Lou, for the love of all that is GOOD SAY IT AIN'T SO. I mean the next thing you know you'll be sitting down to tinkle.

Posted by phin at December 20, 2005 07:15 PM

Damn Brother, that's a fast reply!

I can certainly empathize with the whole xeno-claustro-phobia phenomenon, but I've never actually bulled my way out(Maybe because I'm just 170 lbs, and kinda "wormy"). I've often had vision's of "Clotheslining" my fellow shoppers who are acting a fool or just generally being within my line of sight. I find that these times mostly come about when I'm forced to go along with someone who is a geniune "shopper". All the frickin' lazing about (in this place where I'm not comfortable) will soon make me say "I'll see you back at the car".

Shoot, the only thing about this whole scenario that upset's me is knowing that you lost your card long ago. Now what am I gonna "give you shit" about? :^)

Posted by Johnny - Oh at December 20, 2005 08:11 PM

just when I think you are a manly guy....

you are really a pussy....


stop going to those damn thing we know you will be tanning and waxing...

Posted by armywifetoddlermom at December 20, 2005 08:49 PM

Yeah, your wife threw out your flannels, and girly mags...but she buys you PORN! You haven't lost your man card! You have expertly dug your way into a good relationship with a hot chick (forgive me) who WANTS to watch dirty movies with you, will play frontier wife/servant, and shows you off like a trophy. Dude, your man-card is platimnum!
Ktreva dear, stop reading afters the word mags..hehe

Posted by littlejoe at December 21, 2005 12:12 AM

How doyou have time to blog? I figure between spinning class and talking gossip over the phone there would be little time to do anything.

Posted by Dr. Phat Tony at December 21, 2005 06:52 AM

Phin: Sorry, it's true. That stuff is all there.

Johnny-oh: LittleJoe says my man card is platinum. There you go.

AWTM: But waxing makes my eyebrows less bushy.

LJ: Johnny-oh says it's gone.

DPT: Isn't blogging gossiping?

Posted by Contagion at December 21, 2005 07:11 AM

everytime I read something about your wife, I like her even more...

she does need a blog....

Posted by armywifetoddlermom at December 21, 2005 09:39 AM

it is unfortunate that she married such a puss....

(only kidding...I couldn't help myself...)

Posted by armywifetoddlermom at December 21, 2005 09:41 AM

LJ - you should have probably put the disclaimer at the top of the comment!

AWTM - I've considered starting one but I don't know if I have the time with the childerbeasts and all.

Posted by ktreva at December 21, 2005 04:28 PM

If you want your real man card go to still under construction but check out these pages "Bud Quotes, Official Man Rules, Top 10 resons your man card should be revoked". Hope you will ad some rules.

Posted by BUD at January 14, 2006 12:55 AM