Comments: He's dead.

There are two ways people die. One is called cardiopulmonary death, which is when breathing stops and the heart stops beating.

The other results in the ceasing of brain function and cannot be reversed. In order to legally declare someone brain dead, two separate doctors must declare that individual to be brain dead.

I will second you on that he must be dead. You can't have a functioning brain if you have gone 22 days without one comment or one post. ;-)

Posted by vw bug at January 9, 2006 04:56 PM

I concur with Doctor "Bug's" diagnosis. I say we pull the plug and let nature take its course.

Sidenote: If his liver's any good, I'd like dibs on that. Mine's getting a little tired, and it's good to have a backup. I'll forge the organ-donor card... free-of-charge!

Posted by Johnny - Oh at January 9, 2006 05:17 PM

didn't he show at the blogmeet? Hmmm, seems to me that there were two or three "doctors" there who could chime in and declare that he was in fact "dead."

Posted by Oddybobo at January 9, 2006 05:26 PM

So the Grau I met at Fritz's was technically "The Undead" dead? Grau is a Zombie? Wow.... and yet he seemed so pleasant... and well groomed for a Zombie...

Posted by Richmond at January 9, 2006 05:57 PM

what do his other heirs have to say? Bou, for example?

Posted by caltechgirl at January 9, 2006 07:51 PM

As his life-partner, I make his medical decisions.

*grabs life-support power cord*


Just wait for the twitching to stop :-)

Posted by Harvey at January 9, 2006 08:42 PM

.. alas, poor Grau... you damn, dirty vultures.... have you no respect for the Father of Retrosexuality?...

Posted by Eric at January 9, 2006 08:54 PM

Johnny-oh: I know where that liver's been. You don't want it.

Richmond: Of course it was. Didn't the smell give it away?

CTG: Do to locality, I'm the immediate family.

Eric: Of course not! He singled me out in it!

Posted by Contagion at January 9, 2006 09:46 PM

I'll have you all know he isn't dead yet. He's having to do a major transformation to Frizzen Sparks. He's sick of all the bullshit spam he keeps on getting.

Posted by T-WOG at January 10, 2006 04:11 PM

Wow, if it's 2 weeks, I keep rising from the dead!!

Posted by Sissy at January 10, 2006 08:22 PM

AAAAAAAH! Sissy's ghost!

Posted by Harvey at January 11, 2006 07:44 PM