Comments: Sit Yo Ass Down

Actually I'm known to squirt between the lid and the bowl between 2 and 5 am. So your halo would remain intact in the Hovel.

posted by Velociman on January 16, 2006 11:06 PM

We mourn the passing of “Key Issues.”
Weeping bloggers grab their tissues.
The archives, index page, and posts
Are gone now, all reduced to ghosts.
No more, the witty epigraph.
Instead, I leave this epitaph:
“The lovely Key I met in Helen?
Her blog’s defunct, commenced to smellin’.
Will it rise, Phoenix-like? We’ll see.
(Does V-man really sit to pee?)”

posted by Elisson on January 17, 2006 09:47 AM


Excellent Elisson. You have the job. It pays 2 cents per epitaph, and you just got mine. ;)

posted by Key on January 18, 2006 05:01 PM
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