Comments: Bet you didn't know that!

Only 55% of women wash their hands after using you? Hmmmm, that's just dirty!

Posted by oddybobo at January 25, 2006 11:42 AM

If they don't have to wash, then it's clean.

Posted by Contagion at January 25, 2006 12:08 PM

"Contagion cannot jump"

Well you do know that white men can't jump

Posted by Machelle at January 25, 2006 01:53 PM

Hmmmm. I just can't figure out where a bride would wear you... lol

Posted by Richmond at January 25, 2006 02:25 PM

Phew... at least I'm already married. Don't have to worry about how I would 'wear' you. GRIN

Posted by vw bug at January 25, 2006 02:42 PM

I can't get past that birfurcated penis thing. So does it hurt to pee? And it must make one helluva mess...

Posted by Bou at January 25, 2006 10:56 PM

Having a bifurcated penis doesn't hurt, it's just that you have to use two toilets whenever you pee.

... uh... so I've HEARD...

Posted by Harvey at January 26, 2006 09:51 AM