Comments: At least it wasn't blue.

I wonder if Bloodspite can find a picture of her to photoshop your face onto! *runs away*

Posted by oddybobo at February 23, 2006 01:59 PM

I have a cousin like that. She's in her 50's and has seen so much of her OWN tanning bed that her skin looks like the inside of a cheap leather belt a 400 lb trucker has been wearing for the last six years. And the hair- oh, sweet mother of god, the hair. Look, I'm an ugly fucker. Have been all my life. At some point, just give the hell up, huh?

Posted by og at February 23, 2006 02:04 PM

Are you sure it wasn't a super, super, fat cat sitting in her head, with two fluffy kittens crawling out of her sleeves?

You may have just seen a cat lady.

Posted by Sarah at February 23, 2006 02:36 PM

Good thing you didn't touch it. It would have been embarrasing if it grabbed you and didn't let go.

Posted by Dr. Phat Tony at February 23, 2006 04:28 PM

I see women like that make me stop,but never one like that. And I have to say I LOL'd when reading Dr. Phat's comment.

Posted by vw bug at February 23, 2006 04:43 PM

Sounds like a cross between Dame Edna and Mrs. Slocombe.

Did she have a small yappy dog, too?

Posted by caltechgirl at February 23, 2006 06:53 PM

Are you sure it wasn't a drag queen?

Posted by Omnibus Driver at February 24, 2006 10:50 AM

Ooooo, do I have an issue with you!! Being someone that is so 40's as to be almost 50, how did you associate wrinkly with 35-40 yr. old women??

Posted by Raging Mom at February 24, 2006 11:21 AM

Maybe it's a parasitic sentient hair creature like the Curly-Permed Frosted Purple Punk Mullet of DOOM?

Holy shit, maybe there's a whole colony of those damn things in the area. The horror.....

There goes the four hours of sleep I was getting a night....

Posted by Graumagus at February 24, 2006 02:31 PM