Comments: Horde 2, Contagion 0

LOL!!! Wish I could help... You could drop clone here to play with my boys. Trust me, it would be a perfect fit.

Posted by vw bug at June 6, 2006 06:51 PM

Did you leave your child in the truck to sleep while you were in the house?!

I am telling you again, alcohol.

Posted by Quality Weenie at June 7, 2006 07:32 AM

You need the cure from about 150 years ago of "Soothing Syrup for Babies". It contained morphine and alcohol, and the dosage instructions were "until baby is calmed". (Although smart parents would take it themselves!)

Posted by Mrs_Who at June 7, 2006 03:53 PM