Comments: Reach out and touch someone.

Man, you've got to be pretty messed up to actually WANT to talk to people...

Posted by That 1 Guy at August 4, 2006 10:31 PM

thank you for NOT calling and wishing me a happy birthday personally.

Posted by vw bug at August 5, 2006 05:00 AM

Between your Jack D and my Jim B we could have had some jim dandy conversations :P

Posted by BloodSpite at August 5, 2006 06:52 AM

Shows where I rate. All I got was drunk emails....


Posted by Tammi at August 5, 2006 01:46 PM

So are you still coming to the Galesburg Vou? Maybe us girls could break in your JD dispenser properly with a dice game. So how many bottles does that thing hold? I think the most bottles we have emptied during a really good drinking game is 4, 5, ? Took drunk to remember for sure!

Posted by Red at August 5, 2006 08:09 PM

For only a small monetary consideration, your long-distance service can offer you one or both of these new services:

Booty-Call Blocking: prevents drunken or horny ex- or soon-to-be-ex boy/girlfriends from calling you late at night for sex; and/or

Booty-Call-Disabled: prevents you from making "booty calls."

Posted by Consul-At-Arms at August 6, 2006 05:39 PM

What is this "talk" of which you speak?

Posted by Ogre at August 8, 2006 07:25 AM