Comments: Protecting the family.

OMG!

Posted by oddybobo at May 23, 2007 07:54 AM

Dude, I'm ashamed of you.

Had that been a zombie fan you'd have been bitten for sure.

Posted by Graumagus at May 23, 2007 10:57 AM

I dunno - you could win money if someone was handy with a video camera...

I am just surprised you didn't shoot the fan or put an axe through it.

Posted by Richmond at May 23, 2007 11:00 AM

That has to be one of the funniest stories I've heard. O!M!G! your poor wife must have been wondering,
"Do I laugh or compliment his strong knock out punch?"

Posted by h~ at May 23, 2007 05:23 PM

OMG... ROFLMAO!!! I'm with h~ that's the funniest thing I've heard in ages.

Okay, I'm just giggling too much here to think of anything else to say. Holy Crap.

Posted by Teresa at May 23, 2007 05:47 PM

Grau, you're right. I should have crushed the guys skull with the battle axe next to the bed. It's those damn half-awake reflexes.

As for the rest of you. Gee Thanks. I was only trying to protect my wife!!!!

Posted by Contagion at May 23, 2007 06:02 PM

That is hilarious! Was it a rotating fan? Then it could be a little more easy to cover your story, because it was moving.

If it makes you feel any better, I did the same thing to a life size cardboard cutout of Larry Bird, one time. I've never lived it down...

Posted by Jabbah at May 23, 2007 06:06 PM

I read this first thing, and have spent all day poppin' back over here wanting to leave a comment.

Then I re-read it and can't stop laughing.

You're bravery is to be commended. But I would have given a years salary to watch you fly naked out that bedroom window. The visual in my mind is just - amazing...........

;-)

Posted by Tammi at May 23, 2007 07:24 PM

Aw, hell, that's not too bad.

I walked the perimeter of my house with a loaded .44 Special for over an hour before I realized that the intermittent pops I had mistaken for gunfire were FOURTH OF JULY FIREWORKS ON THE FOURTH OF JULY.

Yeah, that second when the lightbulb actually flickers on over your head can be embarrassing...

Posted by Jay G at May 23, 2007 07:59 PM

That's hilarious...! Bet some people would pay to see the footage of that encounter... ;)

I have the same type of fan at the foot of my bed and now every time I look at it I'll think of you... LOL!

Posted by pam at May 24, 2007 05:59 AM

Pam it warms my heart to know that you will be thinking of me while you're in bed. ;)

Posted by Contagion at May 24, 2007 06:11 AM

Now there's another thought that I will have to drink out of my head. Thanks!!

Posted by Bruce at May 24, 2007 06:06 PM

Do you think you could reenact that?

Posted by Sissy at May 26, 2007 02:41 PM

I'm not laughing...much. You were protecting your family, is all. Think of it as a rehearsal for an actual event that you pray never happens.

Posted by Mrs. Who at May 27, 2007 06:14 AM