Comments: And Neither is Britney Spears

Oh, man. It is such a good thing I am not the court administrator for that court - they'd be prying my size 8 1/2 out of Brit-brit's ass.

I mean, seriously: this is what is wrong with so many celebrities today - they think "oh, poor me, I'm being ordered to get up before noon and have someone drive me to rehab" and they whine that to people who are actually working for a living - and who don't have a crowd of sycophants telling them how great they are.

I propose a new form of reality show: Trading Lives. For two weeks, celebrities will be dropped into a situation - without hired help, without yes-men - to do a job that normal people do every day. The hook is either the celeb is in heavy makeup and a false name, or everyone involved with the situation has been clued in NOT to treat them like the Very Special Person they believe themselves to be.

I'd LOVE to see Britney try to dish up food in a school cafeteria for a week. Or Lindsay Lohan clean up dog poo at the vet's. Or something.

Posted by ricki at November 8, 2007 01:01 PM

I was never a big fan, but I've lost all respect for her. She should be doing everything in her power to keep those kids!

Ricki, that's a great idea!

Posted by Amanda at November 8, 2007 01:08 PM

**pops another bag of popcorn, gets ready to watch the train wreck catch fire**

Posted by wRitErsbLock at November 8, 2007 01:26 PM

either way those poor kids don't have a chance.

Posted by Lukie at November 9, 2007 07:04 PM

She is such a sorry excuse for a mother! There are some people who scream 'Legalize mandatory sterilization for the stupid',,,she is one of them!

Posted by Michele at November 10, 2007 06:37 AM

Words of advice to counsel: I may not have been a lawyer as long as you, so it's possible our experiences may differ on this point, but insulting the judge is generally not a wise legal tactic.

Posted by Dave J at November 10, 2007 12:23 PM

Dave J. is right. Britney's lawyer may even be more stupid than she is.

Posted by Jim - PRS at November 10, 2007 02:30 PM