Comments: I'm #7 (on the third list!)

Professor Everyone-is-out-to-get-me

Professor I'm-THIS-close-to-retirement-so-I'm-not-even-going-to-try-anymore

Professor Who-cares-what-the-subject-is, let's-discuss-my-politics

Professor I-want-all-the-students-to-like-me, so-I'm-going-to-give-easy-tests

Professor Goes-to-meetings-and-has-one-single-agenda-that-has-to-be-brought-up-at-every-meeting, no-matter-how-unrelated-to-the-topic-at-hand

Professor I-have-family-drama

Posted by ricki at November 14, 2007 06:05 AM

I'm not faculty, I'm staff at a state university, but I guest lecture on "computer stuff" and I think I should qualify as "Professor I-Could-and-Sometimes-Do-Recite-This-Lecture-in-my-Sleep." Because I could, and sometimes do.

And my personal favorite is Professor I-Have-A-PhD-so-I-shouldn't-have-to-learn-anything-new-ever-again-What-do-you-mean,-you-don't-support-WordStar-4.0-and-Windows-3.1?

Posted by Jenna at November 14, 2007 08:33 AM

Professor I'm-a-middle-aged-balding-male-and-I-wear-an-earring-to- seem-cool-but-mainly-I'm-a-liberal-asshole.

Posted by dogette at November 14, 2007 04:20 PM

Professor I-can't-teach-but-I'm-cheap-labor-because-I'm-tri-lingual-and-already-employed-by-the-university-as-a-researcher
Professor smells-like-weed
Professor should-not-teach-in-a-classroom-with-windows-lest-he-sees-a-short-skirt
Professor better-hope-my-team-is-winning-when-I-grade-your-tests

Posted by Archerychic at November 16, 2007 02:44 PM