My husband always whispers "I promise, I will NEVER die," as foreplay. :D

And (completely unrelated to foreplay) he also tells me to relax when I'm really upset, but it's always very soothing and accompanied with warm cuddles. I think he's the "Sis B Whisperer" because the tension melts out of me when he does that.

And I wouldn't have married him if he could point out the differences in dinnerware. Seriously.

Posted by Sis B at January 28, 2008 10:22 AM

Ha, yeah, I forgot about "I promise I will never die"; my husband says that all the time too! And even though it is totally not applicable, I melt when he quotes Deuce Bigalow: "You may only have one leg, but it is the most beautiful leg in the world."

Posted by Sarah at January 28, 2008 10:28 AM

AFG says, "I promise, I'll never die," TOO! How hilariously widespread!

I actually LOVE it when hubby says, "I don't really care which plates you choose." It gives me carte blanche to go with whatever I want, which usually looks like something vaguely hippie-ish in colors like olive green, brick red, deep purple, or all three at the same time. Then hubby might cringe when he sees the plates, but it is fait accompli and done.

It's also how I acquired a duvet that was a deep red with burnt orange designs on it. I LOVE that duvet. AFG... well, he turns the lights out as soon as possible at night.

Yay for men who hate shopping with women!

Posted by airforcewife at January 28, 2008 12:43 PM

i have been watching more Futurama than usual lately because of the reruns, and i think i just saw this episode. is it the one where they are stuck with the amazon women? hilarious.

Posted by Kate at January 28, 2008 04:36 PM