I don't know what to say.
I think you need a new job.
What a bunch of wack jobs.
hahaha. Next time bring in dolls to how them how it works.. ;-)
I want to say I'm surprised, but I'm not.
Corporate America. That about says it all...
So.... get one of upper management to do the training and replace them with your trainee.
Seems to me they don't require training for upper management!!!
I've got a manikin named Guido that I could let you borrow.
That's who helps me at MY job when everyone else is out sick, injured, or lazy.