Comments: Dear Spammers,

I actually do have a penis, a rather small one at that, but fairly average for my particular species, and yet, I am likewise satisfied with my genitalia. What I am dissatisfied with is the amount of cheese I find on a daily basis. I wonder why I do not get any SPAM about where to find more cheese?

posted by Mr Mouse on May 5, 2004 05:06 AM

Hey somebody moved my cheese! Maybe you're finding my cheese.

What's so amusing is their pathetic attempts to get past spam filters with all the nuemonic spellings and so forth. Do they actually expect that ANYONE will respond to this shit? I think the only people making money are the assholes who sell the mailing lists to these losers.

I mean if there really was a pill that made your dick bigger don't you'd know I'd have tried it already and wrote an article for the Wall Street Journal for christ sakes? I mean I love "my big 10 inch" but a guy could always use a little extra girth don't you know.

posted by Jesse on May 5, 2004 05:46 PM

...I was too tired to be writing last night when I posted this. Obviously, I was just high on spam.

(Excuse the typos. Maybe I'll fix them later...)

posted by Key on May 5, 2004 07:44 PM

Hey, could you forward that big penis crap to me?

posted by Geoffrey on May 5, 2004 10:27 PM

Hey, if you keep the scissors away from the shaft, you might be alright...

posted by Key on May 5, 2004 11:23 PM

Dear Key - You might want to look into Mailwasher Pro. Ever since I installed it a year ago, I don't get spammed. It's great,(and no, I have no involvement wit this company), thank you for asking. Kindest regards, Terry

posted by Terry Reynolds on May 6, 2004 05:55 PM

It's my hotmail account. I just figured it was the price I paid for a free account; I didn't realize that I could actually "fix" it. : )

posted by Key on May 6, 2004 06:30 PM
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