Comments: You can never satisfy treehuggers

Cars are the reason Western Civilization has destroyed the planet. According to Al Gore, the internal combustion engine is the worst thing to happen to mankind since the snake in the Garden of Eden.

So. Now you know. Cars are bad. Wherever they are.

Posted by erp at May 27, 2004 03:35 PM

Of course, since AlGore is trying to justify his continued presence on the national stage, anything he says can be taken with a grain of salt. Especially since he probably invented salt...

Posted by mhking at May 27, 2004 03:49 PM

A garage means people can drive to the park and <shudder> use it.

That's what they're really objecting to.

Posted by McGehee at May 27, 2004 08:05 PM

Ah, kudzu. Ever since I moved to NJ I miss the kudzu, can you believe?

Posted by Fausta at May 28, 2004 10:33 AM

What do they expect us to do, ride Marta and hoof it the 8 blocks with little kids and all the stuff that comes with a trip to the park? Cause the next thing they'll want to do is stop the buses. I suppose they live in houses made of straw bales and work in mud hut buildings instead of "concrete and steel". Yeesh!

Posted by nonford at May 30, 2004 11:09 PM
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