Comments: CPBLC

Screw you, buddy. I HATE my lawn with a flaming passion. All it ever does is grow really fast so that I have to waste time mowing it instead of blogging.

My lawn can't suffer enough, as far as I'm concerned.

Stupid lawn.

Posted by Harvey at June 5, 2004 01:45 PM

So I guess that makes you the Saddam of your little patch of earth, huh? Well let me tell you that when the CPBLC comes for you, we won't be no wimps like them marines was. No sewer will be deep enough for you to hide in. It's a new world buddy. Come and join the righteous before there is a reconing.

Besides. Anyone who repents gets a free set of steak knives. You know you wnt the steak knives.


Posted by Johnny - Oh at June 6, 2004 12:42 AM

Johnny, you evil man! Stop the mowing! Stop it now! Giving the remains a decent burial just perpetuates the slaughter of innocent leaves!! Fear John Deere! Toro Kills! Lawn Boy bagged, grasses flagged!

Posted by Susie at June 6, 2004 01:59 PM

Somebody bring a butterfly net for the crazy lady running around naked on the lawn.

Posted by Harvey at June 6, 2004 08:14 PM

I'm trying to convince my wife into letting me get our lawn designated as a state prarie restoration zone.....

Posted by Graumagus at June 6, 2004 11:15 PM

Susie: Can't you see that the leaves are Communists? Have you ever seen just one blade of grass? No, they must be held in check, but do it the humane way. Unlike Harvey.

Harvey: I'm kind of surprised that you don't want tot chase her around with a mower, you sick twisted man.

Grau: That's perfect! Get the state involved. No better way to spread the word than by state sactions. I gotta go call my congressman.

Posted by Johnny - Oh at June 7, 2004 09:14 AM
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