Comments: Never tell nobody nothin'

Three kinds of instantaneous long-distance communication:

tell a woman

If you must tell a secret that should be kept, tell a cat or dog. They're pretty trustworthy, and if they DO tell, it's legal to kill them.

And NEVER tell a parrot ANYTHING

... unless he's pining for the fjords.

Posted by Harvey at June 12, 2004 01:42 PM

I couldn't agree more - its a female thing. Happens every day, every town. Looks like you just learned the same lesson the same way we all have -- the hard way.

Posted by Marty at June 12, 2004 04:09 PM

Off-topic: Your blog-sis, Sally, said this recently:

"I'll have to concede that drinking and blogging just don't mix."

Maybe you should go have a word with her :-)

Posted by Harvey at June 14, 2004 11:23 AM

Stupid Blogger comments aren't working right now, so I'll hit her up this evening. Blogging sober? How does one do that?


Posted by Johnny - Oh at June 14, 2004 12:05 PM

Easy! Have a couple of Bloody Mary's first thing to stop those "Ozzy Hands" trembling all over the keyboard and type away till your brain catches up ;)

Posted by Sally at June 14, 2004 02:22 PM

Wait a minute there Sally. Your comment implies that you actually stop drinking, and that's just bad form.

I spent one evening blogging through a drunk, and announced I was doing so. The topics were kinda goofy, but my spelling didn't get any worse.

Innbreblogging is high on my list of things that everyone should do. Keep up the good work.

BTW, my "Ozzy hands" kick in whenever I get 4 feet away from booze, so I'll just keep on swillin'.


Posted by Johnny - Oh at June 14, 2004 04:46 PM

Oh I do stop drinking sometimes, usually when everyone else has gone home or has passed out *sigh*. Then I tend to play retro games like "Space Invaders" (All the way back to 1978, baby!) and marvel at my fine-motor co-ordination. Thank God I don't drive. And DON'T tell "dad" I'm in enough trouble for stealing _Jon's vodka.

Posted by Sally at June 14, 2004 04:56 PM

Sally, you're not in trouble for stealing _Jon's vodka, you're in trouble for not sharing it with me.

And what are you doing playing Space Invaders? Weren't you just a lump in momma's belly when that came out?

Posted by Harvey at June 15, 2004 01:13 PM
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