Comments: Freeze! Drop the reptile!

LMAOOOOOOO! One of my favorite retorts is:

"Don't piss me off, I MAY have been drinking."

But that story was a real. . .edumacation. Thanks!

Posted by Emma at July 19, 2004 02:26 AM

Everyone knows you can do far more damage with an iguana! Just hold it by the head and it'll do the work for ya' with it's vicious tail. It pays to know your most effective bludgeoning reptiles. Odd that the lady was upset due to a lack of alcohol but had no problem with the fact that her sink was doubling as a terrarium.

Posted by REX MUNDI at July 19, 2004 07:38 AM

(Shaking my head) I saw this too. I think you don't have to live in a trailer in Florida to have weird neighbors. There are weird people all over this place. I think we breed 'em here. Or they congregate here from every other state. Maybe California is getting too crowded.

Posted by Boudicca at July 19, 2004 08:51 AM

Boudicca's right - we got tons of 'em down here. And it is a combination of both. Near the coast - transplants. Inland - we breed 'em.

Posted by Tammi at July 19, 2004 10:53 AM

Emma: I have every intention of quoting your fine retort.

Rex: You think it's wierd that she let him keep the animal in the tub? Hell, I'm gonna Marry that woman! ;^)

Boudicca: Sorry about all the wierdo's down there. There's something to be said in thier fsvor though. They can be damned interesting to watch. Darwinism as Entertainment. Hmmn, could be a new "Reality" show in this. :^)

Posted by Johnny - Oh at July 19, 2004 10:54 AM

"the couple's mobile home"

Which is all you need to explain the rest of the story.

Posted by Harvey at July 19, 2004 07:42 PM
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