Comments: John Kerry Acceptance Speech Drinking Game

I'd like to add several categories.....

1) Every time he utters "Health Care"

2) "Two America's"

3) "World Respect"

4) "United, Not Divided"

Hell, we could just start drinking the case of beer now and save having to sit through his scatalogical spewings. Dial 9-1-1 or Poison Control before the speech starts and give 'em a "heads up" to come get you when the 55 minutes of agony are over.


Posted by B.C. at July 29, 2004 05:49 PM

Haha. Nice. You can just erase everything other than Vietnam mentions. That will be enough to be completely trashed.

Posted by Chad Evans at July 29, 2004 08:25 PM

Bacardi 151 shots if you fall asleep from boredom (as opposed to lapsing into an alcohol induced coma) before the 10-minute mark.

Posted by mAss Backwards at July 29, 2004 08:40 PM

At least being drunk will help numb the pain of living under the leadership of a coward and a liar, George W. Bush.

At least being drunk will numb the pain of sore sides from laughing at the pretention of a coward and a liar, John Fucking Kerry. Mamamontezz
Posted by Sees at July 29, 2004 08:40 PM

MamaM, great post! Now I know why I'm not an alcoholoc ... don't own a TV set.

Looking forward to the pleasure of watching sees puking its guts out, trying to drink the pain away ...

Posted by Asher Abrams at July 29, 2004 09:27 PM

Slightly O/T but speaking of alcohol, I loved Brooks' metaphor of J*K as the Dim party's "designated driver".

Posted by Asher Abrams at July 29, 2004 09:28 PM

Uh-oh, Blackfive is drunk, now...

Posted by Blackfive at July 29, 2004 10:26 PM

He talks in the third person when he's in his cups.

Posted by Blackfive at July 29, 2004 10:26 PM

Even if I WERE still a drinker, I don't think that I could drink that much in two or three hours.

Considering that the dhimmi's never tire of spouting the same tired catch-phrases ad infinitum, indeed, that seems to be all the fuel they are able to raise steam on, one could easily slip into a comma trying to keep up.

Posted by the_redfalcon at July 30, 2004 04:33 PM

Its "coma" not comma.

Posted by Casey at July 30, 2004 07:37 PM

poker me up

Posted by poker me up at December 30, 2004 02:44 PM

Magna laude...

Posted by penis at April 12, 2005 08:33 AM
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