Comments: Groping the Stress Ball

I guess I'll have to be the one to say it:


posted by Jack on September 20, 2004 05:01 PM

LIAR!!! You bought one for yourself, didn't you?

posted by Acidman on September 20, 2004 10:11 PM, Key... it's GRAB, twist, PULL, and GRAB... you've got your hand-to-hand combat down all wrong... oh, and by the way... there is no such thing as a "good squeeze".... they are ALL bad, darlin... cupping, yes... squeezing, no...

posted by Eric on September 21, 2004 12:08 AM

"No, honey. Your time will come."


Sweet Jesus in heaven, I cannot believe you'd say that to her!

After such a statement, I'm a little surprised you didn't buy two of them, tie them together, and spank her with them. I can hear it now--

"Miss Priss, if I have to say one more thing to you------"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Not the ....."

You can fill in the rest. *shakes head*

posted by Adam on September 21, 2004 10:02 AM

You enjoyed it, didn't you , admit it, you gave it a second squeeze didn't you. Who were you thinking about with that evil gleam in your eye? John Kerry? Acidman?

posted by James Old Guy on September 21, 2004 01:16 PM

Now I'm gonna have to go BACK to that store and purchase one of those little toys so that I can bring it to the blog-meet.

Anytime anyone pisses me off, I'll give it a good crush!

...Or I can buy several of them and give them to my friends who are recently divorced.

(No, Adam, I didn't really say that. I stopped at "No, honey," but that was a better line to end on. Incidentally, you are one sick puppy.)

posted by Key on September 21, 2004 01:23 PM

Wear a couple pair as a necklace, or better yet have an uneven number as a necklace,"Well, at least I left them one,"ought to go over well.

posted by augustr on September 21, 2004 01:28 PM

Ouch. I see this has touched a nerve among the guys. Women might think this is funny but guys are crossing their legs protectively just in case.

posted by Michael on September 21, 2004 02:10 PM

..what a flashback, Adam... BWHAHAHAH... sorry, Key..

posted by Eric on September 21, 2004 02:38 PM

Eric, how can you two "flashback" onto a topic that you never left?

...maybe August has the right idea. ; )

posted by Key on September 21, 2004 02:57 PM

*I'M* a sick puppy?!?! You said it madam. And, it was YOUR story that started all the hype.

Besides, you don't find me chatting with clerks at Limited Too about how one of their products resembles, errr, uhmmm, "the boys."

posted by Adam on September 21, 2004 04:09 PM

No, I'm pretty sure you would have been asking for her phone number... ; )

Hey, don't kill the observer. I didn't design the thing ...and I sure as hell didn't market it. Somebody missed the boat on this one.

posted by Key on September 21, 2004 04:15 PM

Buy four and bring them to the blogfest. I'll pay you for them. We'll use them as half-rubber trophies.

posted by Acidman on September 21, 2004 05:06 PM

I saw something similar to that in Key West. It was a rubber penis on a key (sorry) chain, and when you squeezed it a bubble of spoot would come out of the end, and would retract when you released the penis.

I wish I'd bought one. Not because the girls were begging me to, which they were, but because that would have been a very special half-rubber trophy.

posted by Velociman on September 22, 2004 12:46 AM

"Spoot"? Now that's one I've never heard.

(First one who says "stupid Yankee" gets sat on, dammit, and I'm bigger than any of you.)

posted by Mamamontezz on September 22, 2004 01:57 AM

I suppose you could use them in place of fuzzy dice from the rear-view mirrors.

posted by zonker on September 22, 2004 05:25 AM

Ok Key, you've finally "almost" equaled the Cat Puke Chronicles! Definitely laughed at this one and the comments!


posted by Jesse on September 28, 2004 12:35 PM

Last year when we were in New Orleans for a weekend, John and I bought a bunch of Mardi Gras beads that had little bitty penises on them - when you squeezed them, the stuff Velociman talked about up there squished out.

I'm going to New Orleans tomorrow for a week of work, I'll see if I can find some more of them and send you one!

posted by Beth Donovan on March 12, 2005 02:25 PM
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