Comments: Call Me Pimp

There are unwritten blog rules? Damn, why didn't anyone forward me that email????

I'm sure I'm breaking almost every one of them. I need to know what they are so I can break them all!!!!

posted by Jack on October 27, 2004 12:21 AM

Oh, and wouldn't that be "pimpette" since you are a female of the opposite sex, wouldn't it?

posted by Jack on October 27, 2004 12:22 AM

I offer $12 for the laddie. Future pool boy, will keep The Bride in ecstasy, and me out of alcoholic beverages. I pay scale, too.

posted by Velociman on October 27, 2004 12:34 AM

LOL! And he no longer has a probation officer! That is vital info, Key :D

posted by Chelle on October 27, 2004 01:10 AM

He's cute, can I have him for a boy toy?

posted by BeeBee on October 27, 2004 02:28 AM

I would consider adding him to my Security Detail.

posted by Jim - PRS on October 27, 2004 03:36 AM

I want to try a young boy. I haven't had good luck with wimmen.

Can he clean a kitchen?

posted by Acidman on October 27, 2004 03:36 AM

You've got to give us the vital information here girl. How big is his....ummmm, member? That's all that's important. Answer that question and there may be lots of takers depending on the answer. He's cute.

posted by Dawn on October 27, 2004 03:56 AM

I'm bookmarking this post for the next time us guys get accused of being sexist.

Oh wait, A-man pretty much screwed (heh) that opportunity.

Paul

posted by Light & Dark on October 27, 2004 05:22 AM

Dawn...eeeew! This is my brother!

But I shall tell you what I know. I once had a friend who dated him. Though I cringed as she spoke, I was unable to stop the flow of information...I was informed that he is disproportionately well endowed for a man of his stature. (I'm a little taller than he is...which he hates, btw.)

posted by Key on October 27, 2004 11:59 PM

Can he be rented, or must he be bought? I'd also need a weekly food-intake summary, to see if I can afford his feed. A big boy like that might run into extra grocery money...always wise to budget for the unexpected, you know.

How is he at working on cars? Fixing window screens? Winterizing/weatherstripping?

posted by kelley on October 28, 2004 12:06 AM

"eeeew!"

"But..."

Uh huh.

He ain't crippled, is he? Got a picture of him standing?

posted by Velociman on October 28, 2004 04:11 AM

OK.....P I M P.....take that.

posted by Sam on October 28, 2004 07:46 PM


hmm..this is quite interesting

posted by generic drugs on September 26, 2005 03:59 AM
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