Comments: I've Contemplated Teenacide

Would that classify as an attack using a Weapon of Mass Destruction? I thought poison gas attacks had been outlawed since World War I!!!!

(Come on, somebody had to be the one to say it...)

posted by Jack on November 28, 2004 03:33 AM

Guys generally are impressed with each others' farts and take glory in being 'awarded' the worst of the worst prize. Sometimes you have to wonder about guys and their little contests!

posted by Michele on November 28, 2004 09:46 AM

Like the bomb to Hiroshima.

It was all over in that second.

posted by jmflynny on November 28, 2004 01:30 PM

If you could have anticipated this you could have pulled out your Bic and immolated the little pagan. Well, actually, that probably would have needed some gasoline as well, but again: anticipate.

posted by Velociman on November 28, 2004 10:34 PM

Macon where? Macon, MO or GA? Coincidentally, I was at the inlaws in Macon, MO on Turkey Day, also a mandated appearance. No stinky nephews, though.

posted by Nicole on November 29, 2004 01:43 PM

I guess you literally knocked the sh*t out of him.

posted by RedNeck on November 29, 2004 03:21 PM

Hmmmm...."stinky", eh?

Now, was it a "short, sweet, purple" one?

Or a genuwine, clear-the-room, 3-days-dead skunker?

In any case, a severe knuckle-rub on his miserable skull would have been appropriate. So did you? Huh? Did you knuckle-rub his knuckle head?

posted by Ward Gerlach on November 29, 2004 08:01 PM

LOL! Guess you don't have any girls do ya? Guys aren't the only one's that can let 'em rip. I'll send over my two girls to give you a sample. Oh, and my husband. God..this post was hysterical!

posted by Moogie on November 29, 2004 08:17 PM
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