Comments: I So Should Not Post This

I hit 107%, and Daddy don't lie.

But I do lie. I hit zero, because letter C never happened.

posted by Velociman on December 3, 2004 09:46 PM

Denominator is 1 + C. Don't knock the formula; it accounts for all...

posted by Key on December 3, 2004 10:07 PM

That'd be a five.

I know, I know. Don't laugh. My self-esteem is a gutterball.

posted by Queenie on December 4, 2004 12:50 AM

Finally! That elusive "10" eludes me no more! heh

posted by Barbara on December 4, 2004 06:07 AM

that reminds me...i almost had sex last night...then my hand got a cramp in it...

heh heh heh...

posted by mr. helpful on December 4, 2004 12:02 PM

By the way, Velociman, 95 I would have believed...105 even, but if multiplying by 5 is the LAST part of the equation, how the hell did you get 107??

You have to actually work the equation. You can't just make up a number!

Work with me here. ; )

posted by Key on December 4, 2004 01:49 PM

What does it mean when I keep ending up with #DIV/0!...?

But I think with liberal application of "The Cream" Swineherd should be scoring quite nicely in a week or two.

I believe this formula should be shared with Stephen Hawking... What's that E-mc^2? Mere tiddly-winks compared to the power of Key's formula.

posted by torchpraise on December 4, 2004 02:01 PM

Just seeing if you were paying attention.


Mr. I wrote a 5-3-5 haiku at Protein Wisdom.

posted by Velociman on December 4, 2004 02:02 PM

hmmm 25, strange exactly the number of years, since I had mind numbing sex.

posted by James Old Guy on December 6, 2004 10:44 AM

I figured out V-Man's score. A=0; B=20.4 (Note: he gets a 2% bonus for thinking about having sex with Tiffany Amber); and C=0.
Answer: (1+0+20.4/1+0)x5=107 Therefore, it "really" sucks to be you. N'est pas?

posted by Fightin Tiger on December 6, 2004 11:41 AM

Way to go Tiger! I think you are the ONLY one who has this formula figured out!

Either that, or we have some seriously sagging libidos here... ; )

posted by Key on December 6, 2004 11:58 AM

Does it count as "mindnumbing sex with the person of your dreams" if you were really drunk and don't really remember but it seemed like it at the time?

posted by eric on December 8, 2004 12:14 AM
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